I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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