What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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