I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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