i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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