high people should be assigned attendants
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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