then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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