woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
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I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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