What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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