Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
