you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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