the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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