Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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