Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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