I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
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I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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