My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Randomize
