I feel great
I just peed on a car
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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