Nicole vs. Life
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
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Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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