She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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