My sheets look like a crime scene.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
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