4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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