What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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