So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
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I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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