your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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