I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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