if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
At least make sure they are 18
Why
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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