is wine microwaveable?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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