The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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