I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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