Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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