I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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