he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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