Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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