Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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