I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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