You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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