How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
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No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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