I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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