I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I am naked and annoyed.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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