i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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