White coat. Heels.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
this hospital has no fireball
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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