I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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