More tranny stories later!
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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