let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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