If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
