I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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