i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
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The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
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My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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