Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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