my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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