i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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