You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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