Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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