I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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