I skipped work to stalk him.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
What drink are we having for lunch?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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