Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
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I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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