Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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