coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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