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And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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