Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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