Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
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