She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
