I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
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didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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