Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
It was like getting head from an anaconda
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Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
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I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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